Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
but it's 2 AM
did i fucking stutter
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
When will it be my turn to be touched?
My friends are all giggling groups of
how are they in bed
I can’t go a day without an orgasm
and how did I ever live without sex?
Is it true, either you use it or you lose it?
Would my back still arch if my legs
The unpathed territories that you
used to map with your tongue
have grass grown over them,
They tell me to not be so picky,
to crowd into dark bars
and take home the drunkest boy.
They tell me,
quit pushing off the ones who grab your face.
Let them shove themselves down your throat.
But my body cries,
I don’t want to be pried at,
fighting sleep during sex.
I want to be touched.
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before me bitches i am your queen
this is accurate
What use is falling apart? It’s not gonna get me anywhere. It’s best to just soldier on, let life carry me to a better place.